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Like		Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!
Like		'Check it out bais she text me back ;)'
'What she say?'
'Who's this'
Like		gettin a text from someone and thinkin 'wow, you must be really bored if your textin me'
Like		Pretending to be a hippo in the swimming pool when you're bored...
Like		most girls laugh like ''hehehe'' but then theres me.. '' MWAHHSUDFHHHDSSHAUAUHHAA'' -_-
I know how to solve this Joseph Kony problem.
Two words.
Demba Ba.
Like		that one cunt who never replies to texts.
Like		Haveing a DMC with your friends ma at 3 in the mornin
Like		Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Like		If you say YOLO one more time i'll make you prove it.
Like		To hell with "Yolo", Hakuna Matata is the way to go
Like		Hi , This is Jill here from Laurel Hill coláiste.. I have your daughter here she is not at all well <3 JILL <3
Like		For free sex call 0852752311 she's easy and nice
Like		If my boyfriend never texts me back on facebook or wont talk to me at all
what should i do ?
Like		that sad, heartbreaking feeling when you lose a nice sliotar :( </3
Like		 I was alive when those 6 brave men exposed their bodies in Nenagh CBS
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